Grass Valley

Small black hole in Northern California that will suck up your dreams. People often leave for a few years and then come back. Filled with self-titled "hardcore" bros, hippies, religious fanatics, wiggers, sluts with half a brain, various degrees of burnouts, and some alright people scattered around. Weed and meth are highly popular. We have some good local music & art but .01% of the population appreciates it. If you're living here on your own free will, you're probably waiting for something to fall into your lap without any initiation from yourself, or waiting to die.

-dude i'm finally leaving grass valley!
-oh sick, see you next month bro!

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touch grass

used to describe people who may have been acting/talking in a sexual way ; telling them to get outside more

ben was acting so horny. he needs to go outside and touch grass

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Grass Cutting

An action where one friend takes another friend's partner.

Boy : Hey is that guy with your girl ?
Boy # 2: wtf ?
Boy: Bro he's grass cutting you.

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Snakes in the grass

Snakes refers to thieves, mooches, haters, etc. the grass symbolizes your immediate area in certain contexts or just the world in general.

"Snakes in the grass so Ina cut dis shit"
"Better stop flashing your money there be snakes in the grass"

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emo grass

grass thats cuts itself

Me: i wish i had emo grass
Dude: why?
Me: cuz it cuts itself

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grass is green

another way to say well duh
meaning that the answer was very blatent .
Other phrases like this include no shit sherlock

bob:water is a liquid!
jim: and grass is green dumbass

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California grass

It's a synonym for weed, marijuana.

in the beatles song "Get Back":

Jojo was a man who thought he was a loner
But he knew it couldn't last
Jojo left his home in Tucson, Arizona
For some California grass

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