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A position in which one partner is pushed against a table during the act of intercourse, so that they may taste and bite the surface they are pressed against.
Gary’s a total bottom, I heard he was eating table last night.
table-candy (n): a person, usually a physically-attractive female, who stands or sits beside or behind a gambler at a gaming table. Generally does not participate other than to give encouragement or to cheer loudly.
The guy must have been loaded, considering the table candy standing next to him.
The table at school/work that include all the people rejected from other groups. Often mocked and the only table which has no competition to obtain.
Darren: Shall we sit over there
Karen: No, that's reject table
Darren: Shouldn't you be over there then?
*Parr point to Darren*
A Pooch table is any four legged table that is extremely sturdy, yet has at least one leg shorter than the others, resulting in a rickety, wobbly table that can hold some weight and not fall down.
Man, all this restaurant has is pooch tables- maybe we should just sit at the bar.
dat table is a place where a schediophillic fujoshi, weaboo-lesbian, pasta-lover weaboo, asexual neutrality , and a schediophillic hacker meet every reccess.
"Are you coming to Dat table today?"
"I heard switzerland laughing from a mile away in Dat Table"
The one person that must take all trays and trash at the lunch table for the day, week, or possibly month. Rocks-paper-scissor-shoot, a starring contest, or thumb wrestling (all best two out of three) between two people will decide the table bitch. These two people are either voted to face each other or one can challenge another. After they battle they are exempt from the next table bitch battle. If the loser decides not to do his job then he is kicked out of the table.
Example 1
Kuehl - Wow, Ricky and Ian are battling it out for table bitch today.
Trevor - Yea I know, I hope its Ricky.
Example 2
James - Who's the table bitch today?
Karsten - I don't know but I got a shit load of trash for him to take.
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A line from The Hangover which has become a commonly used slogan by the movie's fans. The line is spoken by Zach Galifianakis' character when he uses the baby's arm to pantomime masturbation. The phrase need not be used in context; it possesses a non-sequitur, esoteric quality similar to "Free Bird!"
Joe: I'm so sick of my parents fighting all the time.
Bill: Not at the table, Carlos!
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