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or gtfo.
Stupid Chick On Internet:
hey /b/, am I hot? Pic related
anon:
Tits or gtfo.
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Something really good that happened to you
Zach: Mike, You just flipped that house in one month and made a shit load
Mike: I know, that was the tits!
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1. One of the 7 dirty words you CANNOT say on television. (As originally said by George Carlin)
2. Mammery glands of a female (or male).
3. Something awesome, epic, kick-ass or legitimate.
4. A very fun word to say.
"Someone was quite interested in these words. They kept referring to them: they called them bad, dirty, filthy, foul, vile, vulgar, coarse, in poor taste, unseemly, street talk, gutter talk, locker room language, barracks talk, bawdy, naughty, saucy, raunchy, rude, crude, lewd, lascivious, indecent, profane, obscene, blue, off-color, risqué, suggestive, cursing, cussing, swearing, and all I could think of was shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits!" - George Carlin
"Damn. Those are some nice tits."
"That roller coaster ride we just went on was the TITS right there."
Person: Tits. Meet Toots. Toots. Meet Tits.
Toots: Hi, Tits.
Tits: Hi, Toots.
:D
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Another term for the female breasts. It is part of a females body and SHOULDN’T be referred to as a mans best friend to the penis. It is of choice for the female to allow the male permission to take sexual inter course with them. :) otherwise men keep your dick in your pants. :))
Stupid man: Look at her tits bro! She’s packing.
Right man: Was that your opinion to say them about appreciated? No, if your feeling horny then go take care of that yourself. That’s better than dragging that poor woman into that. :/
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The most amazing things ever invented. Soft squishy balls of love.
Damn, can’t wait to play with them tits girl.
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tits, exclaimation expressing great joy, wonder, excitement, or happiness. Often preceded by "fucking". Awesome, the shit
Rock's new tattoo was fucking tits!
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A created by god to make humanity submit to his will.
God: So, how about you two start creating a new civilization by populating the earth.
Adam: I don't really feel like fucking eve, nothing special about her, sooo, no fuck you. I don't care if you created me.
God: TITS!!!
*LIGHTING BOLT --- Eve now has D cups*
Adam: Whatever you desire sir!
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