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The thing you waste on the Internet.
The average teenager spends twenty seven hours of time on the internet a week.
An artificial construct made by Homo sapiens for the simple reason of understanding the common phenomenon as time. It is going by, faster than you can read this definition. It is infinite, yet precious. Limitless, but should be used to it’s maximum.
What time is it?
Time to get a watch, Jerry.
was invented by clock companies to sell more clocks.
Albert: Time was invented by clock companies to sell more clocks.
Timothy: Wise words from a wise man.
A structure in which an uncountable number of bijective relationships between infinity and uncountability are arranged in a circle; a circle in which infinity is at the center.
Time is structurally constituted by the limina; the tautological relationship between uncountability ans infinity.
Something that kills you during Quarantine and lasts Forever.
Bill (on a video meeting) : Hey Jeff, how has your quarantine been?
Jeff (on a video meeting) : Sucks, time is slow as shit.
When everything is against you but your mates are luck as fuck
"damn this guy oneshotted me but became absolute trash against mhgamer, he got such timings dude"
Me: Have you had "the time" yet? Friend: No, Casey was being a bitch last night.