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When you are having sex with a girl doggy style, spit on her back, then when she turns around you blow your load in one eye, and kick her in the shin and let her hop around on one leg, holding her eye.
Person 1-"Oh man Sarah's angry at me."
Person 2-"Why's that?"
Person 1-"Ah i did a one eyed, one legged pirate to her, it was funny though, watching her hop around like that!"
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The one eyed pirate should be a selfish act. Get her from behind, and as you are gettin 'er done, reach around the back of your head with the right hand, covering the left eye (or vice-versa if you are a southpaw). A parrot on the shoulder is optional. Saying "Aaargh!" or "Shiver me timbers!" is not.
Aye! Polly! Check out this one eyed pirate!
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what doing a girl in the ass you pull your dick out and jizz in her eye, thus causing her to say arrr like a pirate
man i gave cassie the oned eyed pirate
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Cum in her eye, quickly followed by a jab to the stomach. Forcing her to say "ARGH".
After having sex last night i gave her an One Eyed Pirate.
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When you are fucking a girl from behind and you shove your thumb in her ass and she turn her head and makes a noise like a dolphin saying , “ nuh uh, nuh uh” in disapproval of having a thumb shoved her ass.
I was fucking this back page girl from behind the other day I shoved my thumb in her ass and she gave me the one eyed dolphin.
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This is another penis game maneuver(from the movie "WAITING"). One testicle is placed on top of the other vertically, as to immitate the body of a snowman. Then the head of the penis is placed on top of the balls, as to immitate the head of the snowman....finally you have your one eyed snowman.
Tommy gave me the one-eyed snowman, then proceded to call me a fag and kick me in the ass 100 times.
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A reference to a man's penis. This term was quietly used in the movie "Monsters, Inc." as the character Mike Wazowski. Anal sex, specifically illumination through ritual sodomy, was quietly asserted in that another monster, James P. Sullivan, has colored spots on his back and arms, which is a reference to the colored spots reported to appear on persons' eyes which are being sodomized. Note also that Mike, the one-eyed monster, is in control of the larger, scarier monster Sullivan. "Sulley," as he is called, is a reference to being sullied, or sexually defiled.
"I'm gonna give her some one-eyed Mike up her Wazowski. I'm gonna sully her good."
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