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The act of inserting grains of rice into a Chinese male's urethra, then ejaculating him so that his semen has a rice pudding-like consistency.
Mr. Wong was open to various types of sadomasochism, but oriental rice torture had always frightened him.
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the stimulation or manipulation of one’s own ego by way of using object-oriented code in places where it has no advantage instead resulting in unnecessary complication and bloat.
Objective: Sum two numbers and print the result in the format “The answer is: X” where X is the sum of the two numbers:
Object-oriented masturbation solution:
function MathLib(){
this.answer = null;
}
MathLib.prototype.sum = function (x,y){
this.answer = x + y;
}
MathLib.prototype.getAnswer = function(){
return this.answer;
}
function Printer(){
this.preText = ”;
}
Printer.prototype.setPreText = function(str){
this.preText = str;
}
Printer.prototype.out = function (str){
document.write(this.preText + str);
}
// To run
var math = new MathLib();
var print = new Printer();
math.sum(1,1);
print.setPreText(‘The answer is: ‘);
print.out(math.answer);
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The "Oriental Hang Back" to a faux exit from a party or other social event in which the Oriental Hang Backer initially agrees to leave with their friends but subsequently decides to stay without informing their friends. Excuses such as "I'm just going to find the bathroom quickly - I'll meet you guys outside" are often used as an excuse to return to the bar, dance floor or a romantic acquaintance and continue doing what they were doing before they agreed to leave in the first place. Oriental Hang Backing can often be blamed on extreme intoxication, horniness, or FOMO. The term is an antonym to the Irish Exit.
Friend: "Hey man, what happened to you last night? We waited outside for like 20 minutes while you were in the bathroom but the girls got cold so we had to take them home..."
Hang Backer: "Sorry dude. I pulled an oriental hang back and kept trying to make out with some blonde I had just met at the bar..."
Friend: "thanks for the text you fucker... please tell me you were at least successful"
Hang Backer: "Nah, apparently she was a waitress there so her manager kicked me out. I was hammered."
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oriented strand board also known as flake board is an engineered wood product similar to particle board except using wood strands oriented in different directions with resin to form a solid sheet much stronger than particle board or plywood used in construction furniture making and many more uses
that furniture my neighbor built from oriented strand board is strong and beautiful wow
The Tiny Oriental Posse commonly referred to as TOP gang is a Vietnamese street gang originating from Westminster, CA (Little Saigon) in the 1990's with a offset in Salt Lake City, UT consisting of mostly Laotian members. This gang is known for its reputable violent crimes throughout Orange County, CA with active members found to be as young as 13 years old. They adopted the Pittsburgh Pirates logo which stands for Posse and the numbers "709" which spells out TOP along with the color black as their gang color, other sets have adopted red as their gang color. Rival gangs are known to be Nip Family, Dragon Family and King Cobra Boys.
Tiny Oriental Posse
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Equal opportunity copulatory rampage. A series of sex acts with men and women alike.
It was a fuckfest of sexual orienteering: getting from A to B, encompassing as much C and D as they could along the way.
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Describes the subtle message of sexual orientation by where a guy wears his earing. Right means gay while left means a fornicator.
That guys earing is on his right ear, I think he's gay. (Earing sexual Orientation)
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