National Fuck a Can of Quaker Oats and Don't Pull Out Day

Every year on april 13th, you must fuck a can of Quaker Oats and not pull out.

Mike- It's national fuck a can of Quaker oats and don't pull out day

Dave- oh nice

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grab your buttcheeks and pull out my willy stir your asshole like a hot bowl of chili

what a queer cowboy does.

What Would You Do If There Was A Child Right In Front Of You? “I’d grab your buttcheeks and pull out my willy stir your asshole like a hot bowl of chili.”

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Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay

I don't really know to be honest

Did you see that one porno called Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay?

No Kyle, what the fuck man!?

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Pull out a ukulele

Apologize; to make an apology video; a reference to Colleen Ballinger’s sung apology video on YouTube

“JoJo Siwa better pull out a ukulele because that music video was atrocious.”

Afghani pull-out

When having sex with a stripper and you pull out, but the act still results in pregnancy

My buddy Hunter did an Afghani pull-out and now he is a baby daddy.

when in doubt, pull out

It is to pull out when one is in doubt of a current situation. Contrary to popular belief this was developed by a matric student in 2017.

Man my pull out game is strong. He told me: when in doubt, pull out

pull out the scroll

A person who lists the wrongdoings from the other party.

Oh, you don’t remember what happened? Let me pull out the scroll real quick.