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Saying something the exact same time someone else says it.
Me and friend talking and at the same time we say we are hungry. Pinch Poke you owe me a coke
I got laid this morning before even leaving my bed.
Me: The day owes me nothing!
You: Sick bro! Who was she?
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A phrase upon uttering of which you effectively rid yourself of an undesired partner after sexual intercourse.
You: Oh baby, that was great. How much do I owe ya?
A girl: Fuck you! I ain't no fucking whore! *leaves*
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A fraze once made popular by NBA Legend Shaquille O'Neil reacting to a surprisingly good performance by a current NBA Player that he never thought was able to put on the court, undermining his class up until this very point in time.
This term is now commonly used to describing a situation in which an individual (mostly male) acknowledges the fact that a (female) has been attractive and he just never noticed or was blind to this fact for other reasons, leading him to apologize using the infamous inside joke.
1. Shaq: Christian Wood I wan't to apologize, I wasn't familiar with your game and-
Wood: Aw man, you're a casual!
2. Dude: Gyatt, Sandra that booty phaaat. You been hitting the Gym lately?
Sandra: What? My booty been fat ever since, where have you been?
Dude: Oh okay, I see you now though. I owe you an apology. I was not familiar with your game.
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When you say the same thing at the same time as someone else, you can say jinx. If you say jinx first the other person can’t talk unless you say their name 3 times. Sometimes, they can talk, they just owe you something. So this phrase came along. I’m not sure we’re the blackout part came from. So when you say jinx first, instead of making someone silent, you can say Jinx! Blackout! You owe me a soda! And yeah, they owe you a soda. Sometimes people will say a variant of this where they say Jinx! You owe me a Coke!
Person 1 and Person 2:Hey!
Person 1:Jinx! Blackout! You owe me a soda!
Person 2:Hey! Ugh…*gives them a Coke*
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An Acronym: Obvious Weave Syndrome
“DAMN! That bitch must’ve developed OWS over the weekend! 😂😂😂”