oxygen

element with the symbol O and the atomic number 8.

"Oxygen flames! Don't touch!"

Oxygen

Best breathable drug out there, so much better than vapes, weed, meth, crack, tobacco. It keeps your breathing right, and studies show it keeps you living longer too. Try some bro, its real good.

1: Hey bro, want a cig?

2: Nah, I'm good.

1: You want a puff of my vape?

2: No, I'll pass.

1: So how will you get high?

2: I take oxygen, a superior drug to any of that shit you junkies breathe. It is also scientifically proven that I will live longer than you too. Try it, it's good bro, I promise.

Don't do drugs kids.

Oxygen

Lungs were invented by oxygen companys so people would buy oxygen

hey bro i just picked up some oxygen at the store

Oxygen

Plant farts

oxygen is the waste product of photosynthesis

Oxygen

Your fucking breathing it right now.

You, and Nathan ate oxygen.

oxygen

best drug in the world, so addicting that its pretty much everywhere

i smoke oxygen

Oxygen

What the fuck is wrong with you, you must be 8. Looking up the fuckin defenition for goddamn oxygen.

I breathe oxygen when i eat shit