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Basically anyone who believes they're going to get caught with a dick joke at any given moment. Doubting every question and reason.
Person X: *asks anything*
Person Y: "Ok, kys kid. Where's the dick joke?"
Person X: "You literally have dick joke paranoia, smh."
When you have a big booty and you think every inaudible whisper is someone talking about it
"I could've sworn they were talking about my ass. Maybe I just have gyat paranoia."
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The Itchy/crawly in the head feeling you get any time someone so much as mentions the word Lice.
My Daughter has lice, I don't have it but because of my Lice Paranoia my heads been itchy all day!
when you're taking a shit during a zoom call and you have your camera blocked off, but you're still worried about your mic being muted
Jon: Damn I really gotta take a dump but I'm in a zoom call
Brett: Why don't you just go bro? It's cameras off
Jon: I can't I got mic paranoia
When you think you’ve got COVID because you got told to self-isolate by the NHS Covid-19 App
“Karen how do you feel today?”
“I feel a bit naff actually, but I got pinged by the app yesterday so I think it’s just ping paranoia”
When you are driving and the car behind you makes several of the same turns as you do, causing you to become paranoid and take routes you normally wouldn't take just to see if they are following you.
Ed: why are you late?
Tom: I got lost. This car kept turning when I turned so I got Highway Paranoia and ended up on a dirt road.
when you have broken your screen (i.e. phone, ipod, computer) and get it replaced. but frequently check to see if anything has broken the replacement.
why do you keep getting in your bag for your phone?
sorry i just got it fixed, i have screen paranoia