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A pastry chef that uses ingredients from her work for sexual purposes, common in porn.
i totally went out with a kinky pastry chef once, it was magical.
1) Oral sex in Kansas.
2) The act of applying cake frosting to one's own ass.
"Those two dykes must be tired after frosting the pastry all night."
One who has an uncircumcised penis that came the night before were the cum is trapped in the foreskin and then the next morning when you peel it back You have a delicious morning pastry
You have a delicious morning pastry
One who has an a small uncircumcised penis, and who’s ejaculate stays trapped. Ware for the next morning when peeled back has left a layer of man icing for his partner.
Sally woke to enjoy a bit of early morning meat, only to find a delicious “morning pastry” left from the night before which she had to work for previously from Otter.
When a man has picked up an STD.
"Dude, that chick I fucked last night gave me a pastry dick"
After clogging a toilet with shit and toilet paper, you shut the lid and leave without plunging it.
Chad didn't have a plunger in his bathroom, so I left him a pastry box.