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An abnormally obese Honors English teacher that knows nothing about the subject. Wears a tutu and extends arms into the air with a McDonald's Quater Pounder in both pudges called "hands". Is indeed a sea lion with star pasties on her oddly shaped nipples. Or in more simple terms: An ugly ass bitch that teaches english, is always high on crack, and gives birth to gophers and chipmunks.
Oh shit dude, I saw a pasty lion!
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Describes the most generic typical white american woman with an unattractive pasty white skin tone. Most commenly named Becky or Rachel.
Rachel looks like a pasty bitch in that dress.
Put some cloths on u look like a pasty bitch
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A metaphorical term to describe a lesbian. Imagery of the famous cornish pasty is used to replicate the act of scissoring in which a females pasty-like vagina is 'smashed' against another's. Hence Pasty smashing.
Girl 1: "Fancy going out tonight?"
Girl 2: "Nah babes, I fancy staying in tonight and pasty smashing!"
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A pastie bap is a trick performed my a man using his genitalia. It is performed simply by pulling the scrotum over the entire male organ to cover it. It thus resembles the surface of a pastie bap.
Mate, you may have just performed an outstanding impression of an elephant and a woman simply by manipulating your genitalia but wait till you see my pastie bap!
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one who sits inside all day doing nothing but play on an electronic device while the weather outside is nice
"what are you doing today?" "oh im playing video games" "fucking pasty face"
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The act of excreting diarrhea into a bucket, then smearing the contents of the bucket onto your partner(s). Additional contents can be added to the bucket such as, Urine, Curry Powder, Frosting, Melted Cheese, Etc.
Dude, me and Robert Zell were at a hotel when he whipped out a PASTY BUCKET on me
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Snobby, wealthy, white people, sometimes called Yuppies
Pasty Faces live usually in suburban neighborhoods
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