that one person in the group whose just an absolute pain in the ass.
mate just fuck off, your a penile wart!!
“hey look it’s junior powell”
“yeah he’s a fat juicy penile wart”
The opinion that different color penises are better than others, in taste, aesthetic quality, and performance ability.
Penile racism example: "pink" penises look and tested like raw meat, I need a penis that is delightfully browned.
When your cock gets so hard it implodes on its self while you butter up the potato
Damn babe you got penile blowout!
I had too run too the docta cause my penis blew up and fell off
A woman who is usually homely and unattractive that makes the most out of sexual endeavors not knowing if the opportunity will ever again arise. The beast thoroughly decimates the penis through repetitive body slamming, all while acutely enthusiastic.
Alex : “I was desperate and driven by abstinence. I didn’t anticipate the consequences, I had no idea she was a penile pulverizer.”
She was doomed to an eternal life of penile servitude by her master.