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Ivy League PARTY school. Home to the prestigious Fisher M&T program, Penn Engineering and Wharton. Also has arts/sciences college and nursing college but no big names there ---
In recent years, its becoming a big entrepreneurial school with great guidance and world renown courses in Entrepreneurship, Marketing, Computer Science and Engineering. Although, its mostly compared with Duke/ Northwestern/Cornell and rarely with Harvard or UChicago, its Perelman Med school and highly, highly elite Wharton MBA is probably better than anything in this damn universe.
John: Raj is a total alcoholic but he runs an extremely successful hedge fund. I don't know how??
Jane: Easy, he did his undergrad at Penn.
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A derisive and sardonic comment made in response to the tendency of Mr. Penn to believe that he is making a difference when he takes on a cause.
Oh boy, we are all finally gonna be saved, here comes Sean Penn to the rescue!
an oversized shithole in the middle of lansdale. there are 3,500 kids. 85% of the girls are complete sluts who think they run shit, 10% are the other races, 2% of those have a life & don't give a damn about getting less then a 98%, 4% will die of drug & alcohol abuse or end up pregnant by the end of highschool & the last 1% consists of decent people. 90% of the guys are assholes, 75% of which are players, 7% are creeps, 2% are egyptian & 1% are cool as hell. the sophmores think they own the school and whore around as much as they can just so people say their name. everyone thinks theyre tough as shit & try to start as many fights as they can on the daily. the lunches look like the crawled out of a dark hole. uncrustables are extremley overpriced but the cookies are AMAZING. the lunchladys are rediculously creepy & the one looks like a turtle without a shell. security is up everyones ass 24/7. except for sexual chocolate. shes the shit. all the teachers are old, pissed off & have nothing better to do then write you up for dumb shit. there are about 5 cool teachers.when it comes down to it, no one gives a shit about anyone but themselves & talks as much shit as anyone will listen to. 98% of the students do some sort of drug & everyone feels the need to bum cigs off each other. basiclly everyones a faggot, but if another school tried to fuck with us, we would wreck shit.
You go to North Penn Highschool right?
Yeah.
Oh, you tryna smash?
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a hot actor who plays Dan Humphrey in the hit show Gossip Girl
he has had a few small appearances in a few virtually unknows films such as: The Fluffer, Debating Robert Lee, and Drive Thru.
also one large roll in John Tucker Must Die
he also has made a few guest apperances in the following t.v. shows: The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, The Young and the Restless, The Brothers Garcia, What I Like About You, The Twilight Zone, and The Bedford Diaries,
Dan is sooo cute on gossip girl!
i know did you know hes the same guy who played the brother on john tucker must die?!?
really?!?
yeah, penn badgley is my new idol!
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The question on everybody’s lips when disaster strikes anywhere in the world.
As the group of folks in downtown L.A. needing COVID testing formed into a larger and larger throng, the desperate and plaintive question arose, “Where is that Sean Penn?”
Located in north-western Pennsylvania, this branch campus offers a variety of majors/minors to a generally unmotivated student body.
The school receives an annual snow fall of 30 to 40 feet which begins approximately 45 minutes after the blistering heat ends in August. The focal point of the campus is the amazing physics phenomena which requires students to walk uphill to and from class.
Around 65% of the students are 5th year seniors thanks to the grand engineering scheduling structure. On a more positive note, the school offers a male to female ratio of about 6 to 1 which is more balanced than years past. However, with this increase in female population comes a steep rise in bitch.
The food options for Behrend are limited to dobbins (home of the dobbins dash), Bruno's, and the always lovely Hungry Howie's. Without the latter, the entire student body would certainly starve to death or resort to cannibalism.
Overall, Penn State Behrend is absolutely the greatest school anyone could ever go to because amazing crazy things always happen (pop secret). If you can tunnel through the snow and bull shit, its not all that bad of a place to live.
Penn State Behrend was the only school I applied to, but unfortunately i got in.
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Penn Township is a village in western Pennsylvania and just so happens to be the home of the biggest asshole police officers you will ever meet...EVER. They hold bias against certain people, pull you over for not doing anything, think they're above the law, etc. They're so bored because of the lack of actual crime in the area, they will question people riding their bikes at the park for christ's sake! Also, the LOVE to make up their own laws! Riding a motorbike on private property? Yep, they'll question you. Taking your friend home on your motorcycle, which, may I add, has a valid license plate with current registration stickers? They'll hold up traffic on one of the busiest roads in the fucking area to tell you you can't ride it, even though you can and it's perfectly legal. That's a prime example of their bias, and of course, making up their own laws. And everyone in the area is in on it too, so if you try to get them to drop the charges you got for something completely stupid and half made-up, it's fucking impossible. It's impossible to avoid them, too, since everyone in the area is a stuck up bitch and calls them the second your fucking dog barks or someone beeps their fucking horn. I can't wait to leave this place, and I wouldn't suggest living or driving through it. I hope they read this, maybe it will give them a reality check, they really need it.
*Sitting in my driveway with 2 or 3 friends, all on motorbikes*
*Penn Township Police whip into my driveway*
Me: "Uh, can I help you..?"
Cop: "Yeah"...*some bullshit about riding illegally on my own property*
Me: "Actually, this is private property..."
Cop: "Oh, well I'm still going to take down you and all of your friend's information for the third time this week because I think I'm above the law."
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