Peruvian pickle tickle

Whilst ramming your girl from behind in the kitchen, you snag the pickle you put aside earlier. When you pull out, quickly exchange your member for the vegetable so she remains unaware and continue to jerk off. Cum on her back as you continue with the pickle. Shocked and confused, when she looks to see how that's possible, immediately slap her with the pickle.

Veronica: Oh! We seem to be out of pickles. Darling, what happened to all the pickles?

Ron: Huh? You don't remember? That's quite a rasberry you've got there. We used the last one in Pleasuretown.

Veronica: Oh...right. What was it? The Peruvian pickle tickle?

Ron: That doesn't make sense.

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Peruvian knife thruster

When a man has a quite sharp member and thrusts it with vigor into the girl.

OR

when a man puts 5 fingers into a woman whilst being tossed off by another man and drooled on by a dog

Alison: OMG Jake and me had a peruvian knife thruster last night!
Chloe: ow.

OR

Peter: "aww man i gave her the peruvian knife thruster last night"

Jake: "oh yeah? how was the dog"
Peter: "awman it was fucking amazing"

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Peruvian snake wrap

The act of two homosexual males scissoring while inserting their penises into the other persons butthole, thus causing a snake wrap. This was invented in the great 1800’s when male homosexuality was at its peak in Peru.

Hey, I was with my boy toy last night, and we preformed the Peruvian snake wrap. That shit hit different.

peruvian top 5

Place where the last 5 Peruvian presidents are. They are all in jail (or dead).

Trump wants to join the Peruvian Top 5.

A better example is: President Trump is going to do a Fujimori to join the Peruvian Top 5!

Peruvian Nutter Butter

Once a man is close to ejaculation. He pulls out and sticks his penis in a tub of butter. Then inserts his penis in a woman's rectums and finishes.

I gave her a magical Peruvian nutter butter.

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Peruvian Log Ride

the act of "reverse titty-fucking" a girl while she licks your penis and testicles

she laid down on her back and told me to take a ride on the peruvian log ride!

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Peruvian Hamster Ride

During gay intercourse when a hamster is inserted feet first into the anus of one partner. The other partner then places his penis is the anus of the other man so that the hamster latches onto his cock.

After a peruvian hamster ride I beat the little shit with a hammer for drawing blood.

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