ballbonic plague

A rash on the taint/ABC region of a woman from having a mans dirty balls slapping against it during missionary intercourse.

Susan-"Ahh, my taint itches. Do you have any ointment?

Amy-"Sorry, No. What happened?"

Susan-"I think I got the ballbonic plague from this long haul trucker I was fucking yesterday. I knew his balls smelled funny."

Amy-(Vomits)

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Mourneabbey Plague

An severe illness that is friend induced.

Supposed Friend: Hi, want a lift home
Person: As long as you don't give me Mourneabbey plague
Supposed Friend: I Promise
*lies*

"My gave me Mourneabbey plague, but it's still better than a rudolph thong"

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pubonic plague

this strange illness is much like the bubonic plague only its an increased explosion of pubic hair. it can cover your whole body making you look like chewbaka or it can make you look like a human tumble weed.

omg my pubs have grown so much like an afro

help i cant stop rolling becuase my pubes have entangled me

hey mister do you have a cure for the pubonic plague??

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Plague Rat

A word that people use to dehumanize their fellow human beings who have the audacity to make their own medical decisions instead of kowtowing to leftist demands.

"Look at that plague rat!"
Bob, that's a child.
"Yeah, an UNVACCINATED, DEPLORABLE child!"
Maybe you should spend some time off twitter.

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Plague Rat

A person that takes their information off of Facebook and be's a narcissistic loud attention seeking Low IQ asshole and doesn't wear a mask, wash his or her hands and is anti Vax, while calling every damn sane person "sheeple".

"this bitch ass Karen is such a Plague rat"

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chel plague

Someone who loses 10 consecutive nhl 10 games

Josh: Hey Allen whats your chel 10 record in your past 10 games?

Allen: Man its weak ive been choding out and im 0-10

Josh: hahahaha ah man you have the dirty black chel plague

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Winds of Plague

a once decent deathcore band that displayed some signs of originality. they then decided to add copious amounts of breakdowns and an allegedly 'hot' female keyboardist and now are the subject of every bro and douchebag in the scene's wet dreams.

Also, Reloaded is the worst song on the fucking planet

Bill: Hey man, you head the new Winds of Plague CD?

Ted: Nah, im not a douchebag, bro, or easily influenced 15 year old. Plus every song eventually leads to the same breakdown. Why would anyone listen to it?

Try listening to: The Faceless, Necrophagist, Psycroptic, Origin, Spawn of Possesion or Dying Fetus

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