Being "Plastic Bagged" is when you want to have sex, but cant find a condom.
To the extent that everything starts to look llike a condom alternative option, such as a plastic bag.
Basically like being cock blocked by the lack of protection.
Guy 1: Man, I was going to fuck Dana but I got plastic bagged
Guy 2: Thats why you always get condoms!
Guy 1: Yeah I know, she was pissed.
Guy 2: Dumbass.
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People or peoples: how they can say one thing to you and then turn around and tell someone else something different ether about you specifically or about some discussion they had with you that they the person fabricates the story or fabricates any part of the original storyβ¦ βPlastic peopleβ; too self-absorbed in themselves to care about anything elseβ¦.
βPlastic peopleβ; too self-absorbed in themselves to care about anything elseβ¦.
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A person who has had so much cosmetic surgery on his or her face that it is so obvious as you look at that person's face.
That lady had so many surgeries done to her face. As you look at her, you can easily tell that she's a plastic face!
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The illegal form of a straw that will definitely destroy the earth as opposed to carbon emissions and factory pollution. Donβt inform Starbucks that youβre using one.
David: Can I get a plastic straw?
Employee:
Hot Plastic
A microwaved dildo which is used in a mans ass so that he can feel a warm,tingling sensation.A man can also suck the hot plastic(heated dildo)as if he was sucking another man's dick.Hot plastics usually come in many different colors or different shades of skintones.
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E.g "He let me put my hot plastic in his ass last night"
E.g "im going to make him suck my hot plastic."
When you pass off someone else's selfie as ur own for any purposre
That bird I was talking to posted a plastic selfie to me, when I arranged to meet her, she had a nose like a Concord, and her face was fatter then Kim kardashan ass
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The sliced cheese that comes in plastic covers (i.e. Kraft, Borden).
My nephew, Matthew, prefers "plastic cheese" to other sliced cheeses.
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