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When you dye/bleach your pubic hair and it is a white or platinum color.
She dyed her blonde hair jet black, but she still has a platinum badge below her beltline.
usually used in tha rap industry regardin to a rappa's status
2pac's well sold albums earned him platinum status
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When a man showers a few/many woman with his cum.
Woman 1: "jeez your all wet"
Woman 2: "ye I got a platinum shower from Chris H"
Woman 1: "by yourself?"
Woman 2: "no there were 6 of us"
Woman 1: "Damn, Chris's a G"
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When you play a grand prix in Mario Kart and you get first place in all four races. As the stars pour out of the first place cup on the winner, it is a platinum shower.
Will: The game is cheating!
Babesia: Dont be pissed at the game that I just took a platinum shower on your ass! I want to blow yoshi
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When both the digits of your age match the day you were born.
Example: I was born on the 3rd. This year I turn 33. I'm having my Platinum Birthday (going platinum). When I turn 66 I'll go Double Platinum!
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The act of a springroll...
- "When having sexual relations with a 'plump' lady - you essentially get your rocks off by fucking her in between her fat 'rolls'. Quite a pleasant sensation." -
... but performed on a 'platinum' blonde plump girl. Which is widely considered the best way to go when opting for the springroll route.
- Bro you won't believe who I springrolled the other night!
Who?
- Mary-Anne!
No way! So it was a Platinum Springroll then man!
- Damn straight!
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When a "posh wank" is insufficient.
involves the use of a condom AND lubricant.
Maybe even a pre shower, shave and shite etc...
you get the idea.
T: "hey Dave, did u pull your head off last night with that porn we traded....?"
D: "hell ye, but I had to go platinum. a poshy just wouldn't do!"
T: "A platinum wank eh? I like ur style! bit expensive tho"
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