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Insane, off-kilter, off the rocker, etc.
"Man.. that guy's two tacos short of a combo platter!"
Originally from the movie. "A Bug's Life"; when you're about to receive news that you already know is going to be shitty.
{Derek}: Ron, I've got some terrible news for you.
{Ron}: Ok, I'll have the poo-poo platter!
{Derek}: I accidentally ran over your cat this morning; it was as flat as a pancake and there were all these pink gooey things everywhere.
an album (in the form of a CD, LP, cassette or download this so totally unlistenable. Its music is utter crap. It ain't worth the time or money. So awful it's tragic that it was ever made. Absolute gar-bahg. Rubbish.
1. U2, Genesis, the Ramones, RUSH, Cheap Trick, Living Colour, Roxy Music, REM,ELO,AC/DC, Midnight Oil, INXS and other bands are unique in that while some of their albums are better than others, none of them have released a bad album. They never put out a crap platter.
2. Ernie: Hey, Bert! Have you heard the new Justin Bieber mix CD?
Bert: No, and I don't want to! Everything he dishes out is a crap platter.
The product of a long, time-consuming 3D print job that fails at some point between the time after you walk away from it and hours before you smell the melted failure hanging in the air and return to find a bed full of tangled, twisted, stringy plastic layers.
I had this print job that was going to take 9 hours. I set everything right, but at some point the printer got bumped and I came back to find a hot Spaghetti Nest Platter.
Any person required to invest inordinate amounts of time in serial, or multiple, e-platform dating sites, none of which honor filters, or offer absolute ID authentification and profile verification, sufficient for vetting for safety, professional and education fit, to narrow or optimize search time required for discovering potentially legitmate, suitable companions.
I don't want to invest the balance of my spare time in an e-platter search mode, seeing every mug shot in the world.
E-platting takes all the fun out of dating, since it's like being the security cam person who's trying to scan every face passing in Times Square 24/7/365 looking for the one!
Also know as tits on a board or TOP. It is a situation where a woman wears a corset or bodice that results in her boobs being practically up to her neck. This is most commonly seen in the Ren Fair, Medival Reenactment, and Anime/Comic conventions. It can also be seen on Halloween and amongst the Goth subculture.
The women that usually have this happen are very busty.
Woman 1: I suffer for TOP
Woman 2: What is that?
Woman 1: Tits on a platter. I wear a corset and it looks like I have a plate sitting under my boobs.
A situation on a man’s underwear where quantities of dried semen are on them.
“Damn dude woke up to a real cheese platter in my pants this morning”
“Yea, after I watched that I had a total cheese platter”