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Parry the Platypus/Parry is a blue platypus named Parry shown in the Disney Channel series "Phineas and Ferb". He is a secret detective that sneaks away from his owner, Phineas, every episode and tries to stop the evil Dr. Doofenshmirtz from taking over the Tri-State Area with a new invention every episode. In every episode he is caught by Doofenshmirtz but then escapes by the end of the episode, and ruins Doofenshmirtz's evil plan.
Curse you Parry The Platypus!
Not quite as pink as dolphin snizz, but make no mistake, that's some good platypussy(platypus vagina)!
Its Fucking Perry the Platypus
Oh my God its perry the Platypus
When you insert an egg into the vagina and immediately fuck the egg into oblivion.
"So how was the sex, dude?"
"Man, it was wild. She let me platypus her."
"No way!"
"Hell yeah, I scrambled those guts."
Like the unique animal; it's something too absurd and stupid to be real, and yet somehow is.
1: You know that guy Kevin from work?
2: That the Platypus that fucked a running treadmill?
1: Yeah, that's Kevin.
2: What about him?
1: Just...whatever you do, if he says "you gotta see this, RUN!"
A duck ass kicking poisonous BITCH
HOLY SHIT IS THAT A PLATYPUS! RUNNNN!