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When two people are sitting in adjacent restroom stalls waiting for the other person to drop the first turd. If no one deploys their first bomb after several minutes, a plop off is underway.
Hey Carl, where have you been the last 20 minutes?
The restroom. I got caught in a plop off with some guy wearing penny loafers.
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the act of sitting on a piece of poo and letting some go into your vagina. you then stand up and let it plop out :)
i was with this dutty girl last night, then her mum came in and did a massive cunt plop on the cat
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When you spend an extended time on the toilet distracted by Tik Tok
Naomi: why is Holly taking so long in the toilet?
Reece: She's doing a Tik Plop
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a crease in a shirt formed after defacting by holding up the bottom of one's shirt against their chest with their chin to keep it off of the seat. Often a clear indication of a number 2 being performed as opposed to a number one.
Guy 1: Man, Gordon's been in the bathroom for a while now, there's no way he's taking a piss
Guy 2: There he is now, and yeah you're right, you can see the plop pleats on his shirt
Guy 1: He always f****ing stinks up my bathroom!
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The act of surfing the internet or using a laptop computer while defecating. Made more uncomfortable to respondents when the user is communicating via webcam or microphone.
"I don't wish to continue to chat with you if you're going to bring the computer to the bathroom, you're having a lap-plop.
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The awkward silence/tension between people in a bathroom which is broken by the sound of urine sloshing and then awkwardly being muted by aiming the urine away from the collected water in the toilet/urinal.
Thing 1: "Ugh dude I was just in the bathroom and my friends dad was in there and I made the most awkward piss plop."
Thing 2: "Did he look over?"
Thing 1: "Total 90 degree head whip."
Thing 2: "Sucks."
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