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A dirty plumber is when a girl squirts and the guy sucks up the cum and spits it back on the vagina and puts his fist inside her and twists
I was at this whores house and she let me give her a Dirty Plumber
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Using the art of anal intercourse to relieve the constipation of one's sexual partner.
My girl and I were in the Carribean on vacation and she hadn't shit for 10 days so I gave her a Samoan Plumber.
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When anticipation of anal sex is high you prepare the female by filling her douche with x lax to assure you get a good clean piping.
Yo Gary I was about to Go to pound town through the back door but wanted to make sure the porch was cleaned out so I was calling the plumber to get a clean slip and slide
A handjob from someone with extremely rough skin.
That girl was up for anything, but when she dropped it hand it was a plumbers handshake
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Leaping off the dresser and pounding in a new hole
My husband was feeling frisky and tried the german plumber. Now I have two belly buttons!
Taking a love leap off a dresser and pounding in a new hole
Last night my husband was feelin frisky and did the german plumber and now I gave two belly buttons!
An ingenious culinary creation which entails cooking a pizza pocket into the middle of a traditional grilled cheese sandwich.
Hungry Person One: "Man, I'm a hungry person."
Hungry Person Two: "Me too, man. You know what would hit the spot, a Plumber's Pocket."
Hungry Person One: "What's that?"
Hungry Person Two: "Only the best food EVER."