Politics

The fastest way to lose friends.

“Kevin just unfriended me on Facebook.” - Alex

“What the fuck did you do?” - Luke

“I posted something about how Bernie Sanders is a better candidate than Joe Biden. What’s the point of politics?” - Alex

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Politics

Politics-(verb) The masterful -though not a prerequisite- use of deception and manipulation to achieve a desired outcome for oneself, one's friends/ family, and one's business associates.

Trumps politics were ubiquitous.

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politic

Politic (also can be used as Politicing) is simply a more advanced and educated word for the term, fart. Used in parts of Maryland, please help spread the word Politic or Politcing to be known as fart, farting, or passing gas.

person a: hey dude
person b: yo
person a: ew dude whats that smell
person b: oh someone must have politiced

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Political

1) Something what Belgians don't understand.
2) Steal money
3) fleeing taxes (only in Belgium and abroad)

Eva: Why are you so rich?
Bob: I'm a political.

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Politicals

A group of political-entities that believe differing opinions are wrong.

"All these politicals are so corrupt in many ways."

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Politically Active

At its best it means interested in politics and government; trying to make a changes in public policy, laws or the government working to get an official elected, or lobbying to have legislation passed, collecting petition signatures. It can also mean a person trying to change things for their own benefit, to gain status or power in the workplace. It can also mean someone who is a nuisance, constantly wanting to change things and who interferes in matters that are none of their concern. At its worst it means a total fuckwit like Russell Brand a self-styled activist for whom politically active means espousing views that the majority of people find repugnant or ridiculous.

Some people are politically active because they have nothing else in their lives.

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Political Prostitution

The term originated in Iloilo City, Philippines. It means using the funds of one candidate to benefit their rival canditates. Turning one's own political contributions against oneself by deception and giving the contributed funds to a rival candidate(s). A double whammy.

Political Prostitution is rife in Iloilo City especially during elections.