poodle walker

Someone lacking in testicular fortitude. Takes his girlfriends little yappy ankle biting purse dogs for walks in public displaying her complete dominance over his actions.

Bob: " that guy is such a pussy"
Jim: "what a poodle walker."

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ramen poodle

An unattractive person who has hair that resembles instant noodles.

whoa did you see that chick?" - Yeah I did, total ramen poodle.

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poodle pop

a sexy man to whom you refer to in child-like terms in order to come across as sweet and cute

Barbie : hey poodle pop, how was your day?
Ken: just great baby, I missed you.

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poodle oiler

A rich snob.

Ugh, you're such a poodle oiler!

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poodle wrestler

a poodle wrestler is someone that rises to very small challenges and overcomes them. Original from the lyrics of "Mr Apollo" by The Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band.

Sorry, providing an example is just too challenging.

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Poodle Fucked

When someone's hair is poofy and somewhat wavy, looking as if their head was fucked up the anus by a poodle.
Fuck, poodle

Shea's hair always looks like she was poodle fucked.

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Angry Poodle

A sexually based revenge move for women, which entails:

A woman getting in the dominant 69 position with her man and then simultaneously biting his scrotum, defecating on his face and barking like a poodle.

Dude, did you hear how Penelope got revenge on Charlie for that flip and rip? She gave him an angry poodle!

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