A person who is always around, usually with spiky hair-hence the porcupine. Every corner, every hallway. There is no escaping the uncomfortable eye contact and awkward conversation intrusions. Wherever you go, there will always be a ubiquitous porcupine that you will never escape from.
They tiptoed the hallways in fear of a run-in with the ubiquitous porcupine.
A woman who has as many weiners sticking out of her as shes had stuck in her.
Hey is that a porcupine girl?
Yea cant you see all the dicks sticking out of her?
If the amount of dicks a girl has had inside were to stick out of her pussy to form a porcupine
Boy 1: Petra is such a blessing.
Boy 2: Hell no, she has a porcupine pussy bro. Every guy in a 100 mile radius has slept with her.
When you don't shave yo sack( ball sack) after a long period of time and the hair on the sack(ball sack) grows back thick and pokes you in yo penis ( male gentalia)
Bruh..... I got major porcupine sack!
My side bitch be complaining 'bout my porcupine sack!
When you take public transportation in Harlem and get stabbed.
The other day I took the 51 and got the spanish porcupine. Now i'm here in the hospital with a deep stab wound.