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When you realise you're a lazy piece of shit and losing weight and living a healthy life isn't your cup of tea so you tell people that you've learnt to love yourself for who you are but you still seek validation from strangers by posting the pics of your flabs in a bikini.
-How's your weight loss coming along Linda?
-I am body positive now and men who don't appreciate my curves probably lack something downstairs.
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When a male tries to 360 noscope their partner with their cum.
I did the FaZe Position on Barbra.
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This is a sex position. Start by simply holding your hand out like Spock does on the show "Star Trek" then set your legs up the way your hands are placed. For those wondering what the thumb is, its the midget watching.
"I asked Candace to do the Spock Position last night and she said no."
"Well looks like you just have to dump her."
"I already paid the midget and everything"
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When you feel so good and everything is goin good
I got some positive vibes right now. I feel so good like I am on drugs or something
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when a girl bends over in between two guys and one guy gets head while the other does her from behind, which resembles an H, called the H position
Dan and Tom wanted to have the H position with morgan.
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Fat.
"We used to encourage morbidly obese people to exercise and watch their diet, now we're supposed to smile and support their Body Positive Tumblr blog".
Healthy at Every Size Who are you kidding obese
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(n.) 1. The shittiest shift and/or job at work that a person can get stuck in. Then the douchebag boss comes along and names it the "glory position" merely to patronize you and show just how insignificant you are. 2. Plastering yourself face first into the bathroom wall with knees spread as wide as possible. This allows for deepest penetration into the glory hole.
Today the boss announced that I would be taking the Glory Position from 2AM to 12AM. I was confused as to how I would keep myself pressed against the bathroom wall for that long, but was later informed that the fucking douchebag is just putting me on the shittiest shift possible.
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