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The Pregnancy Craving Shield

When pregnant women eat junk food with no positive nutritional qualities and claim that it's a craving, they're using the pregnancy craving shield.

"Could you go out and get me another two bags of chips? And a deep fried pizza slice?"

"Really?"

"I'M CRAVING IT!"

"Jesus, put the pregnancy craving shield down already. I'll get it for you. Just stop looking at me like I'm a man-sized chicken leg."

by H.S. Willsy August 24, 2011

38πŸ‘ 33πŸ‘Ž


pregnancy test sure

99.9% sure

Michael: Dude, don't play with me. Are you sure my girl is cheating on me?

Dave: I'm sorry man, but I'm pregnancy test sure.

by oldtobylongbottomleaf June 2, 2011

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Antibiotic pregnancy

Where a woman gets pregnant because although she is on the pill but gets pregnant anyway because she is taking antibiotics which causes the pill to not work.

She's got an antibiotic pregnancy.

by The Fury 13 December 4, 2010

1πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


pro forced pregnancy

A different term for "pro-life"

"I can't believe pro-life is still a thing."

"Oh, you mean pro forced pregnancy?"

by DoctorAMDC June 8, 2020

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fellatio-prevented pregnancy

A possible pregnancy which a teenaged girl prevent by performing fellatio on the male whoβ€”if she did not sweet talk him into ejeculating in her mouthβ€” would have ejeculated in her vagina.

The City Council approved the fellatio-prevented pregnancy method by signing a bill which directs the city's public high schools to give teenage girls mouth-on lessons on how to perform fellatio on mannequins appears to have persuaded sufficient teenage girls to sweet talk their boyfriend into ejaculating in their mouth instead of their vagina, because in the last 6-months the number of unwanted teenage pregnancies and also of abortions has sharply declined.

by but for October 1, 2017

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Incest Pregnancy sex

mommy and daddy and baby make 3 which is incest pregnancy sex. Some people are oblivious others become pedophiles

mommy and daddy had incest pregnancy sex

by letsmakeachange October 30, 2020

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sex, conception & pregnancy

when a snake is all alone and lonely and excited he enters a cave. while in the cave he is warm and more excited to he shoots out little snakes everywhere. then the snake comes out. and after about 9 long agonising months all the little snakes come out.

they not only had sex they had sex, conception & pregnancy.

by asir inasub March 3, 2008

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