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The one all the cool people get.
"My favorite guy Hitler got the Nobel Peace Prize and Man of the Year in 1938! He's so cool!"
The Nobel Pieces Prize is the opposite of the Nobel Peace Prize. The Nobel Peace Prize is awarded to those who have done the most or the best work for fraternity between nations, for the abolition or reduction of standing armies and for the holding and promotion of peace congress.
To the contrary, The Nobel Pieces Prize is awarded to those who have done the most or the best work for turning nation against nation, for the abolition or reduction of human and animal life as well as the infrastructure that once supported said life, for increasing standing armies and the weaponry that they use to blow everything to pieces and for the holding and promotion of war congress.
Dude 1: “Obama is so awesome. He’s totally proven that he deserves that Nobel Peace Prize that was awarded to him. He really wants to help people in the Middle East.”
Dude 2: “Really? If by 'help' you mean blowing Middle Eastern people to bits with an ongoing illegal US drone campaign. Then oh yeah! Jeez man. The only prize Obama has proven that he deserve the Nobel Pieces Prize.”
A nugget of marijuana, some cash, or anything of value
mistakingly found lying on ground/floor.
I was completely dry until I practically tripped over this
nice floor prize.
Piece of meat. But a good piece of meat, like the goat you would enter in the 4H fair that would win a ribbon. You might enter the goat when it was alive and then kill it to eat it. Which is why people raise goats for meat and milk.
Has a sexual meaning. That woman is a prized goat. Links sexuality to the idea of "animal" instinct. Links sexuality to beastiality and the idea that a farm can use the animals for sexual gratification.
Because goat if a meat eaten in the Carribean it also has a kind of racial overtone to it. That speaks as well perhaps to a king of racists link to notions of the value of black women's sexuality and the sexual exploitation of black women.
Suggests exploitation.
How do you like that goat stew? Its made from the prized goat.
Did you check out her ass, she is a prized goat.
With a prized goat like her, you could make a lot of money.
The ability for a toe to create a touch ID on an iPhone.
That prized toe can unlock any phone!
When a person is baked as fuck but says something extremely intelligent, so they get honoured with the Snoobel prize referring to Snoob D-O-MOTHERFRUCKING-DOUBLE-G, iconic rapper of our times. Obviously, it's the biggest accomplishment to gain as a stoner.
*insert a groundbreaking descovery while high*
Holy shit bro! That's amazing! Hereby I award you with the Snoobel prize.
A mission embarked upon by a horny dude, with the objective being to get laid --- i.e., to access da warm juicy "prize" between a woman's legs by "entering" said delectable orifice wif his lulu.
Slick Willie apparently wasn't satisfied with just his own wife's crotch-offerings; da "stir-crazy stallion" instincts dat eternally smoldered between his own loins caused him to frequently embark on an "enter-prize" to seek possibly-greener pastures outside da matrimonial corral.