What performing right now instead of homework.
Mom: You gotta finish your 2 books and projects before we go on vacation
Me:Yea umm I gotta do something first. *write this definition and start procrastinating*
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Putting off something important such as writing a paper or studying to scavenge the fridge for food and eating. Common cause of weight gain in college.
If I need to get something done, I have to go to the library or I will waste all my time procrastineating.
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procrastination is like masturbation it feels good when you do it but later figure out that you just fucked yourself...
I used procrastination to skip studying for a test that i have in 2 hours to party with my friends.
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A member of the orange Architect's team in Shadow Cities, who repeatedly puts off getting energy until right before a campaign ends. Generally these are badasses from North Carolina
Dreamergirl16: u guys r so far behind u can never catch up
Haak: pfft....you know we aint nothin but a bunch of procrastinators, we'll be on top at the end
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Things i have done while procrastinating
1. Taken really good shits (when i felt like it)
2. Fucked many hot women (while sleeping)
3. Learned that Cattle are the only animal that pees backwards (From some obscure website)
4.Blown many a load
5. Pwned many a n00b in C&C Generals
6. Learned Stairway to Heaven (plus solo)
7. Eaten many a hot pockets
8. Listened to Hotel California over and over and over.....
What great things we have accomplished from procrastination
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burnin the day away til late at night when you realize that you have a shitload of homework to do. that's when the stress kicks in
-also another word for slacker
i'm such a fuckin procrastinator! i got 3 papers due in two hours! SHIT!
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putting things off till tomorrow aka never doing it ever
dan howell is very good at procrastination
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