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Putting off, getting off
The act of avoiding masturbation until a later date
"Wow, I've really been procrasturbating a lot lately; I should really get that done"
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An example of Procrasturbating: "I'm horny. I think I want to go rub one out...nah, I'll do it later"
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1: Masturbating until the last moment to do something.
2: Waiting until the last moment to masturbate.
1: "I procrasturbated all day to do my math homework"
2: "I had so much time that I just ended up procrasturbating"
1:2: "Procrasturbation is a horrible habit to get into"
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to master your blaster, or hold your sausage hostage, when duties are supposed to be held.
Andrew: Man! i missed the Mavs Game!
Peter: What were you doin?
Andrew: Lets just say i have the worst case of procrasturbating habits.
Peter: Oh dont worry about, i have it too.
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when you feel the need to play with yourself, but you keep putting it off because you think its unhealthy or some fuccin thing...
Yo dude, we are all jerkaholics, but that nig is a fuccin PROCRASTURBATER!
he/she loves to procrasturbate
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1) A period of time spent between two people who are going to have sex, before they actually do it.
In a sense, mentally stimulating each other with what is about to happen.
"Katie and I spent about half an hour procrasturbating before we finally hopped into bed, but DAMN was it good."
"Could the two of you stop procrasturbating and just go and have sex?"
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Waiting too long to masturbate, causing extreme pain and bodily harm
Don put off masturbation for 2 weeks and his testicles imploded
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