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Much like racial profiling except towards obese people. Discriminating against fat people.
"Yo, tell that fat b!tch that she's gonna have to drop some weight b/f she puts on this uniform. I don't care if it's spacial profiling or how good she is, she's fat!!'
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I'd like to create a new genre of offense: personality profiling.
I.e. assuming that:
Someone who wears long skirts and tevos is automatically a vegan.
Someone who watches cartoons is immature.
Someone who uses dope (disambiguation: cannabis) is stupid.
Someone who gives fucks doesn't give a Fuck if you treat them like shit.
A classy lady who shows off her body because she has worked hard sculpting it should automatically be considered and pursued as the town bicycle.
♡BorealisBits
"Look at her watching cartoons again, when will she grow up?"
"Dude, stop personality profiling, there are a ton of cartoons rich with humor, complexity, and mature ideologies. Plus, think of how much hard work goes into creating them."
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They are the ones who put their profiles up to find dates.
{profile Link} Rape me and I will love you.
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Loose women who leave their facebook profiles openly viewable to the public for the pleasure of strange men.
Donna is an open profile slut.
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The disease that effects more that 50% of social platform users. The onset is slow but eventually the subject has their head bonded to another and their image is posted as their profile page.
My friend suddenly became a victim of Siamese Profile Syndrome and is now connected to their significant other..it's a shame.
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Shirtless Profile Asshole believes that they are God’s gift to social networking. In reality, they have nothing to offer, so Shirtless Profile Asshole snaps a photo (often fuzzy or dimly lit) and uses this as their MySpace and / or Facebook (or other predatory website) profile picture.
More often than not (although not necessarily a requirement for the definition), Shirtless Profile Asshole leaves their ugly face out of the image, which can only work to their advantage. Shirtless Profile Asshole usually sports some form of boring tribal arm band or barb wire tattoo. This is due to Shirtless Profile Asshole’s complete lack of originality in every aspect of their life.
Shirtless Profile Asshole most likely owns a crotch rocket or a Mustang (see Crotch Rocket Asshole and/or Mustang Asshole), which makes for the brain-wrenching choice of which stupid photo to use for their profile…their lame ride, or their zit-filled bare chest?
When Sid discovered that his personsality and character wasnt able to get him far in the dating scene, he morphed into Shirtless Profile Asshole and the number of girls on his "friends" list skyrocketed. Too bad the fake-ass girls on his list accept anybody who send them an invite, just to boost their own egos with the false hopes that they themselves may have something to offer. They really could care less about the zits or ugly tattoos that he sports.
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Multiple profile disorder (MPD) is a social networking disorder characterized by having at least one "alter" personality that controls behavior. The "alters" are said to occur spontaneously and involuntarily, and function more or less independently of each other.
They may be evident by posts that are not characteristic of the known person and seem widely out of normal character. Some of the posts may be offensive and unfiltered.
The unity of consciousness, by which we identify our selves, is said to be absent in MPD. Another symptom of MPD is spontaneous posts in conjuction with amnesia, which can't be explained by ordinary forgetfulness.
Multiple Profile Disorder posts may include "Dear bitch who stole my parking space after I drove around and waited 20 minutes: You'll get your Christmas cheer in the form of karma."
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