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Junior Prom

An event that when people look back, it may be either the highlight or the painful depression high school experience.

It may leave emotional scars for the pain one feels. Difference between any other prom, may make you feel sad throughout the rest of juinor year but, also senior year, until college possibly.
Three Possible Junior Prom Experiences Involving a Date
1. Had a wonderful time, dancing was awesome and my date looked beautiful/handsome, had a great time and will remember it for the rest of my life.

2. Went to prom, alone, ate all night, saw my crush having the time of their life with their date, saw them freak, had last dance, jumped into the limo with each other and God knows what happened, went, home drunk alone, till I puked.... But that's okay, I blame myself, maybe I should have been taller, less acne, more athletic, ECT. And she doesn't even like the guy/gal!
3. Stayed at home and wondered what my crush was doing.... Drunk alone, felt horrible, saw the prom pics... Died a little inside. And she doesn't even the guy/gal!

Junior Prom Rejection

Crush: I took him/her as a friend.
You:Okay, have lot's of fun! (Crying inside)

Crush:We had an awesome time, how about you?
You:It was uhm... great!
Crush:Who'd you dance with?
You: (lying) Didn't feel good didn't want to dance.
Crush:Ohh that's too bad.

Crush:(Knowing you like him/her) That's okay' we're going as friends.
You:Okay.. Have fun.
Crush:That's okay, I promise I'll hang out with you the week following prom weekend.

You:That sounds good, have fun!

About three weeks later, notice crush didn't keep promise or, talk to you much less.
You: Finally, we get to talk.
Crush: Yeah
You:So, what's up?
Crush:Nothing much.
You:Okay how was prom?
Crush: Fun, how was yours?
You: Uhm... Not so fun...
Crush: Well, i didn't take you because I didn't want you to make a move on me.

(What he/she really means... He/she, is taller, more attractive, less acne, more my type ECT.

Crush:Well, I don't like him.

You:........

Crush:Well, (sarcastically) SORRY! BYE!

by Deputy Man November 11, 2009

22πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


prom to the pros

Term used for high school basketball players who skip college and go directly to the NBA.

Dwight Howard and Kobe Bryant are examples of players who went from the prom to the pros.

by quiggler April 2, 2007

38πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


Prom Night

worse than Friday, both by Rebecca Black

It's prom night
Who I gonna dance with?

by Anonymous13131313131313 April 10, 2011

11πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


after prom

the cure for fun, the absence of enjoyment

My after prom fucked a big one.

by does it matter? my prom sucked April 24, 2006

18πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


prom night

1. A night where gay fucks from HS dance in GYMS while wearing tuxedo's to get laid for shizzy at the end of the night tho.
2. Waste of time, energy and money. It would be better if guaranteed sex was only thing that happened on prom nights.

by asdf August 6, 2003

61πŸ‘ 45πŸ‘Ž


Prom Brady

A guy who wins prom king so many times it’s not even fun anymore.

That guy is such a Prom Brady with his prom crown and six foot tall Brazilian exchange student girlfriend.

by ForestFloof February 4, 2018


prom knob

A sexual technique in which the male, instead of applying the condom in normal fashion, places the condom completely on, and then folds it inside out back over the tip, repeating until he has created a multi-layered latex "knob" over the head of the penis.

Mitchell prom knobbed the shit out of that bitch. He even used two condoms!

by dat hoekillah June 30, 2012