cum puddle

the puddle of cum that accumulates on your boxers and pants after a wet dream. some people clean it up and some just roll over and go back to sleep.

Dude 1: "Dude I woke up to a vicious cum puddle last night but was wayyyy too tired to clean it up."

Dude 2:"..................I know what your sayin."

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Puddle slut

Slutty whore who sleeps with anyone for a meth high.

For your safety please don’t feed a puddle slut meth if you do you're gonna be in for a ride.

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Carolina puddle

When a tarp is laid in the back of a pickup truck bed and filled with water to be used as a shitty mobile pool

Guy 1: Dude look at this!
Guy 2: Wow! You actually made a Carolina puddle.
Guy 1: Yeah, hopefully it doesn’t spill too much...

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Laughter Puddle

A puddle found on the ground that consists of snot, saliva, spilled drinks and/or other substances (beverages) coming from the nose caused by a laughing group of people. These laughing people are usually in a circle-like formation in order to create a round puddle.

I was walking behind a group of loud teenagers and suddenly found myself almost stepping into a laughter puddle. Gross.

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sweat puddles

large sweat spots that are visible through shirts. they affect the armpit, back, and collar area. maybe more

my what large sweat puddles you have.

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puddle-jumper

British. A male homosexual; a noofter, a ponce, a heemasex, a friend of Dorothy. Also puddle-skipper.

The instant I heard he had been to a Westlife concert of his own free will I knew he was a raging puddle-jumper.

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dutch puddle

when you titty fuck a girl upside down with your scrotum in her mouth and when you finish, your load lands in her bellybutton.

dutch puddle

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