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Sandwhich of person, of Fem-Mortaly properties, between crouch towers of man, supports the axels of phallus.
The towers shower the brigded arch of the dog with remenance of todays breakfeast.
"Lasr Monday, we were unwell; indulged in a few irresponsible vices and made love to Mandy in the style of a Spit-Roast. While pleasure of her + and - intensified our stomachs heaved bloody murder. During our sexual peak; we threw up the past mornings breakfast in the Puke Roast fasion"
The urgent need to spew out/ write poetry.
I haven't written in a year and I need to poetry puke!
The muscle in the back of your throat that causes you to gage
I pushed my penis so deep in her throat I touched her puke muscle
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The same thing as (jizz), (cum) or (cock snot). Cock puke is usually refered to in order to gross out a chick.
"Gimme head bitch, and let me cock puke on your face", or "Swallow that cock puke, bitch!"
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When you and your buddy get into a vomiting contest and throw up on each other.
Rob and Anthony got into a puke-fight outside curry donuts.
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1. When whispering (belligerently speaking) sweet nothings (obscene comments) into (at) a girl's ear (her face), in no way, shape, or form should the mention of "taco" be used in a form to relieve "sexual tension" in hopes that the girl has mutual feelings and when realizing that the there is not a positive response from the girl, questioning, on a Scale of One to Ten the odds of you're "hooking up" is, although humorous, not acceptable.
2. When Spitting Game crosses the fine line into Creepy Country.
3. When an over-confident guy, prompted by excessive alcohol consumption, attempts to incoherently “hit on” a girl with hopes of finding himself in a romantic misunderstanding…
While the guy in this equation usually thinks his behavior is both welcome and appreciated, the girl is left appalled. Reversing the girl’s opinion of the guy who puked game on her is almost always impossible. In fact, there is only one recorded “opinion reversal” since game has first been puked. The incredible incident happened in the spring of 2007 and Dreamworks has purchased the movie rights to the unbelievable story.
"Man, did you see Mark last night? He was puking game all-over Gina."
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Dude ryan when that girl squirted it looked like cat puke, ya kenny she needs to shave that bush
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