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The art of Pu; His “sayings” or teachings help us live longer by taking a cowardly route to prosperity and longevity.
Guy 1: Step on the gas or we’re gonna be late
Guy 2: Is rather be like Pu-say; driving fast is dangerous.
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Chuan Pu is a Chinese name
They are the G.O.A.T.
Chuan pu's really care about their friends and try to help them when the can.
Chuan pu's can be real life savers
Hey it's Chuan pu he is really nice
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Customer: I'd like a cup of coffee, please.
Vegan Barista: You want udder pus in that?
Customer: Yes, please.
Vegan Barista: 2%?
Customer: Whole, please.
Vegan Barista: shouting order to workmate Cup o' joe, extra pussie!
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New German slang, usually used to agree with or acknowledge statements,
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Pu-Say or Pussy, is a word you scream at your friends over and over when they are being a coward or if you just want to bug the hell outa them.
person: yeah, ive gota go do my chores
you: Pu-Say
person: yeah...
you: Pu-Say
person: so im gonna go now
you: Pu-Say!
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(n)
1. An insulting yet effective put-down. Can be used as a sledge during a game of sport, or anywhere really.
2. A maggot that lives on the pus from a weeping wound.
"Hey pus maggot, why don't you like, go suck on some pus"
"Hey, look at that pus maggot eating the pus from my wound"
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Fraternity/sorority slang for female masturbation/masturbation implement. Origin unclear, although southern colleges seem to be the main source.
Possible derivation fromspread of Spanglish in schools, from the wordpussy, and general tendency to assign male attributes to dildos.
1. The guy cheated on me so I dumped him. For now it's nothing but El Pus for me.
2. He's taking a semester away so now I spend Saturday nights with El Pus.
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