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male seamen:
milky discharge emminating from the male sex organ upon completion of a succesful quack session.(see also, wanking, masturbating, pumping fist).
also: partybroth, jizz, the great splurge.
armedaus: aw mate your room stinks you been quackin off in there or what?
beefoven: i certainly have my good man, in fact i wouldnt touch that jazz mag, theres quack fluid all over it.
armedaus:you stinking jippo haw haw haw.
An incredibly offensive slur that should never be used. The definition of the term is so offensive it shouldn’t be discussed
Gary: “Stacy is such a quack mouth”
Ben: “Gary you seriously can’t say that, so uncool”
To Goose Quack; the act of geese quacking.
When a person is "eating out" a female and spits into the vagina. The female queefs and the spit flies back into the person's face, making a sound similar to that of a goose.
Dude, don't date that chick, she goose quacked me.
I love it when I see people geese quacking.
Quack Ass: A singular fart or series of farts resembling the sound of ducks quacking.
Chuck: Hey Bill, I think dinner gave me a bad case of Quack Ass.
Bill: Well Chuck, let's just hope the Duck Sauce can wait until later.
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A rare variant of an Oystercatcher bird, native to Teignmouth in Devon, UK. Can be distinguished by darker chest feathers than other variants. Numbers are now limited to 8 breeding pairs since a large flock landed on the Teignmouth Rugby Club pitch on a Thursday afternoon and were eaten by the Aldworth brothers before training.
That there’s an Orange Billed Quack Quack. Not many of they left now.
When a person who has just recieved pay-off anal sex goes into the bathroom afterwards to freshen up, the noise that they produce as they sit down on the toilet and fart out depraviar is known as a quack echo.
"Whoa! You just hear that quack echo? Leanne must have got lucky!"
"Err, no, i'm in here," shouts Leanne from the kitchen.
"Fuck! It must have been Albert then! That sly old dog."
"Oh yeah, he loves it. And i've got a silencer anyway," explains Leanne, "so you wouldn't hear a quack echo of that magnitude from me."
"A silencer eh? I just do mine in the shower to drown out the noise."
"Classy."
"Oh yeah. Very."
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masturbate
achieving "it" by hand
I suppose it is hard to get to sleep at seven, so do you always have to quack one off.
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