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Quack You

used as an insult or threat. especially if you can't think of anything. sometimes is considered STRONG LANGUAGE.

that person who sits next to you: (steals eraser) ha! ha! ha!
you: give that back or i'll.......
that person who sits next to you: or you'll what?
you: quack you!

by PIGGYWISDOM March 15, 2013


quack fluid

male seamen:

milky discharge emminating from the male sex organ upon completion of a succesful quack session.(see also, wanking, masturbating, pumping fist).

also: partybroth, jizz, the great splurge.

armedaus: aw mate your room stinks you been quackin off in there or what?

beefoven: i certainly have my good man, in fact i wouldnt touch that jazz mag, theres quack fluid all over it.

armedaus:you stinking jippo haw haw haw.

by bobby dazzler raz raz matazler February 15, 2010


Geese Quacking

To Goose Quack; the act of geese quacking.

When a person is "eating out" a female and spits into the vagina. The female queefs and the spit flies back into the person's face, making a sound similar to that of a goose.

Dude, don't date that chick, she goose quacked me.

I love it when I see people geese quacking.

by SuperEncodedMadness December 18, 2009


quack ass

Quack Ass: A singular fart or series of farts resembling the sound of ducks quacking.

Chuck: Hey Bill, I think dinner gave me a bad case of Quack Ass.

Bill: Well Chuck, let's just hope the Duck Sauce can wait until later.

by MicroSwaggin November 6, 2013

11πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Orange Billed Quack Quack

A rare variant of an Oystercatcher bird, native to Teignmouth in Devon, UK. Can be distinguished by darker chest feathers than other variants. Numbers are now limited to 8 breeding pairs since a large flock landed on the Teignmouth Rugby Club pitch on a Thursday afternoon and were eaten by the Aldworth brothers before training.

That there’s an Orange Billed Quack Quack. Not many of they left now.

by KevTheBrock February 20, 2018


Quack Echo

When a person who has just recieved pay-off anal sex goes into the bathroom afterwards to freshen up, the noise that they produce as they sit down on the toilet and fart out depraviar is known as a quack echo.

"Whoa! You just hear that quack echo? Leanne must have got lucky!"

"Err, no, i'm in here," shouts Leanne from the kitchen.

"Fuck! It must have been Albert then! That sly old dog."

"Oh yeah, he loves it. And i've got a silencer anyway," explains Leanne, "so you wouldn't hear a quack echo of that magnitude from me."

"A silencer eh? I just do mine in the shower to drown out the noise."

"Classy."

"Oh yeah. Very."

by H.S. Willsy August 23, 2011

34πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


quack off

masturbate
achieving "it" by hand

I suppose it is hard to get to sleep at seven, so do you always have to quack one off.

by Emu Lgator January 11, 2004

17πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž