Hairy Raisin

The nut sack without the testicles inside it, either missing or pushed up towards the stomach.

Woman: Where's your balls?
Man: I don't have any.
Woman: haha you have a hairy raisin.

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butt raisin

That unfortunate small bit of poo that gets stuck in your crack. It's missed in the general wipe/cleansing process but ultimately is discovered due to it's odor.

Sometimes the only poo that comes out when constipated, little bits.

I'm so constipated all I can pass is butt raisins.

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Raisin Fetish

When 2 or more individuals have excessive amounts of sex in a shower, bath tub, dank cave, or other distinctly moist area. One or both of the individuals will become extremely "pruney" and wrinkled. If the sex continues, either one, or both of the individuals is said to have a raisin fetish.

Dude: We've been in the shower a while, huh?

Chick: Yeah, I'm all pruney!

Dude: Like a raisin! I'm boning a raisin! This is so wrong... but so hot... I have a raisin fetish!

Chick: "OOOhhHHhhOoooHHoooOOohhh, I'm A RAAAAAIISSIIIN"

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Raisin cookie

A person who seems very nice, but turns out to be an asshole. Similar to how you’d mistake a raisin cookie as a chocolate chip one.

Dude: Have you met Pricilla?
Dude #2: Yeah, I have. She really is a raisin cookie, y’know?

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california raisins

Whats left under the foreskin after an uncircumsized guy has anal sex.

When I pulled my dick out of her poop chute I had California raisins all up under my foreskin.

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Raisin Bran

A word to describe someone with an ugly attitude and a soggy appearance.

Girl 1: "Look at him over there lookin' soggy like some Raisin Bran."
Girl 2: "Ain't that the truth?"

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raisin eyes

When you stay up really late and your eyes start to feel like raisins (i.e. rough and dry).

Dude, I've got raisin eyes. I think it's time to go to bed.

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