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pro-rated

A euphemistic term invented by corporations to get around having to tell you that your assets are now worthless.

"Hello, Orbitz? Yeah, I missed my flight."
"Okay, sir, then your ticket is now pro-rated."
"Pro-rated? Does that mean I get first class?"
"No, it means your ticket isn't worth dick."

by Screaming Cactus February 12, 2008

22๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Rate Swap

a financial instrument used to part fools from their money. Usually involves speculating on interest rates. The fools, or 'mark', in this con are often unsophisticated public officials such as school boards or county commissions who are gambling with your money. The fools are advised by sleazeballs known as 'financial advisers' or 'consultants'. The sleazeballs are paid by both the fool and either directly or indirectly by the counterparty that makes a shitload of money, the greedy grifters often referred to as 'banks'. The banks only lose often enough to keep the hopeful fools signing up. By the time fools realize they have been had, it is a lose-lose situation. Pay enormous fees to terminate the contract, or continue riding it into the hole, hoping for a miracle.

Dude, why are your schools shit?

'Cause the board got fooled into a rate swap. We got jackshit and owe millions.

by Gaaaaaah! April 5, 2010

4๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Churn rate

Churn is the percentage of total subscribers that discontinue
service divided into the total population. Usually it is
expressed as a percent based on the population change from month
to month.

An average monthly churn rate for wireless phones is
around 5%.

by Rob November 28, 2003

4๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Rate-A-Chink

The process of rating Chinese buffets. The rating is based on the following: 1) quality of food; 2) atmosphere; 3) egg roll quality (are they ruined with cinnamon or lack of meat); 4) service; 5) cost. Having a stir fry table gives you bonus points. The rating runs 1-10.

Dan and I have extensively done Rate-A-Chink in the greater Mesa area, having rated every Chinese Buffet.

by eljefe81 June 24, 2009

15๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Rowena Rate

A rate no human can physically manage, allegedly helps rowers win races, most likely derived from an ancient chinese method of torture.

Coach: "How did the 2k go?"
Rower: currently lying collapsed on the floor "I can't move, we did the entire piece at Rowena Rate"

by Rowena Rate Victim October 15, 2013

8๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


X-rated

A rating that shows that the film/video game/song/etc. has things not appropriate for anyone under the age of 21. See also: Pornography, XXX

The porno the boys watched was X-Rated.

by Anonymous August 16, 2003

54๐Ÿ‘ 46๐Ÿ‘Ž


Refresh rate

The period of rest between sex. Usually applies to the male and how long it takes him to become errect again. Allusion is to the time it takes a web browser to pull up a web page. Fater refresh rates being more deserable than slower ones

"Joe-Joe has a really quick refresh rate."

by Dwayne Boyd January 5, 2006

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