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Reach Around Selfie

1. n: having someone take a picture of you as you take a picture of yourself (or something else)

Jill is getting a great shot of the San Francisco bridge, realizes she is wearing a lovely sundress that matches the bridge, and asks Jack for the reach around selfie so she can pair the pic of her with the pic of the bridge when she posts it on instabook.

by WAATY March 10, 2014

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Dr. Jon Reach Around

A “loving embrace,” done with the utmost care and the gentlest touch by a healthcare professional while the patient is concentrating on their alimental concerns, questions they are being asked about general health trivia while they are being entertained with bright lights and Snellen charts, or otherwise distracted by the doctor’s slight of hand. Sometimes seen as a test of a patients fortitude and potential, this act, while not intrinsically sexual, is often referred to in doctoring circles as the first foray of the lonely and overeducated in their professional mating rituals or “social networking” in and outside of their immediate circles.

I went in to see if I needed new glasses and while I was there I was given the “Dr. Jon Reach Around.” I’m not sure if my vision is any better but I’ve met my co-pay for the year. All things considered, I’m happy with my new provider.

by Ken Limnac April 24, 2021


Ol’ Washington Reach-around

When someone trumpets the US National Anthem into your butt while jerking you off

Yeah, and then she gave me the Ol’ Washington Reach-around to finish off the 4th of July festivities

by arsen_28 June 10, 2022


brown sugar reach around

The brown sugar reach around is when you feed somebody brown sugar to keep them distracted or satisfied while you fuck them in the ass. Mainly, it's the use of friendly deception while you screw someone over.

My soon to be ex and I were in divorce negotiations and I gave her the ol' brown sugar reach around.

by Micah25 March 21, 2008

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Reach Around (With an A. Davis Poke)

1. n: the performance by a girl of the stimulating of a man's "butthole" usually while the man person is performing doggy style on his girl.

We got really drunk last night and I ended up giving Michael a Reach Around (With an A. Davis Poke) and he loved it.

"I did it!"

Rachel the Reach Around (With an A. Davis Poke) is where you touch the man's "buthole!"

by Will from Ad Ops January 25, 2008

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grim reaper reach around

Its where you reach around

Yeah isnt my ass smooth? Now do the grim reaper reach around.

by Stalkers_friend July 25, 2006

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The Courtesy Of A Reach-Around

The most basic way to show respect to somebody.

Guy 1: "Hey, how was your date."
Guy 2: "It was good, except for one thing."
G1: " What?"
G2: "She didn't give me the courtesy of a reach-around."
G1: "Not even the courtesy of a goddamn reach-around?! You should dump her."

by KS721 March 14, 2011

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