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Only the shooter is responsible

Says Ben Shapiro... UNLESS the shooter is a Jew!

Hym "In which case, it's Hamas' fault. 'Only the shooter is responsible' unless he's on my team. Then it's the other teams fault."

by Hym Iam July 15, 2024


crisis response

US government sponsored branch that detains citizens reported to be mentally ill against their will for at least 72 hours. After diagnosed as mentally ill they keep tabs on you for the rest of your life whether on LRA(legally bound outpatient) or not.

Lucy pissed her parents off now all her actions are reported to crisis response

by skyeyedAlice March 9, 2009


emergency response guidebook

A guidebook for first responders during the initial phase of a dangerous goods/ hazardous materials transportation incident.

Person1: Oh no that truck full of explosives is on fire
Person2: quickly grab your 2008 copy of emergency response guidebook

by That weird guy across the stre May 11, 2022


Crapid Response

When you are the rapid response nurse for the shift and you get called to an emergency while on the John.

Nurse Brando: “they called a crapid response when I was in the middle making a deposit in the porcelain bank of my favorite bathroom!”

Nurse Zack: “that sucks dude, you’ve got to stop taking the rapid response pager to the porcelain throne”

by Beef Tschirky January 10, 2019


game-show response

Refers to where you say either "Ding!" --- to mean "yes" or "that's fine" or "you guessed it" --- or "Baaahhhmmmpp!" to mean "no" or "not okay" or "wrong again". May indeed be a hilarious response for da speaker, but others may find it annoying or even rudely demeaning, especially if it's over-used every single day.

Our class clown loves to gleefully give game-show responses to da teacher's questions, but somehow said more-serious-minded educator-adult seldom seems overly amused by said noisy 'n' silly replies.

by QuacksO March 26, 2023


Response

An answer.

NEW RESPONSE JUST DROPPED
HOLY EN PASSANT

by MartininBobobaba May 26, 2023


SIN Responsibly

The act of sinning (Choose one of the seven available) or create your own. Sinning is an experience.

Did you just tell that hot girl to lose her fat friend and come home with you? Sin Responsibly.

by darrensins February 13, 2011