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When a group of rednecks take turns having sex with one girl without using condoms. Each redneck crosses his fingers that the child-to-be isn't his. Often the chosen girl happens to be one of the redneck's sisters.
Redneck #1 - Hey man get ready, we're gunna get drunk tonight and play a round of redneck roulette with Billy Joe's sister.
Redneck #2 - A ding dang doo!!
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Any horrible instance where you have to choose between sitting on the toilet to urinate and/or defecate or vomiting.
While having the flu, Nancy was often victim of toilet roulette.
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Similar to Russian Roulette except that first you roll a six sided die and whatever it lands on is how many bullets you put in the chamber.Landing a six is certain death.
John:Hey Paul wanna join us in a game of Serbian Roulette
Paul:Like hell I don’t wanna die
John:Pu$$y boi
A pessimistic synonym for Blind Date.
Sorry Mike, I can't catch a movie tonight, I've gotta play Fat Roulette with Erins cousin.
The grown up game you play when you're pissed off at how things are going at your job and you start aimlessly shooting your resume out to other companies by way of Indeed and LinkedIn apps.
Haley shut her office door and said quietly "I don't get paid enough to deal with this shit." Then she sat down in her chair, pulled out her cell phone and jumped on Indeed for a quick game of Resume Roulette.
This usually applies to women more than men. It's when you go into the bathroom that has a bunch of stalls and it smells like somebody took a big shit. You try to find a stall that the person did not take that huge shit. You go in, sit down and the toilet is warm. You just lost at restroom roulette.
I just lost at restroom roulette. I had to pee really bad and it smelled like shit in there. I sat on the toilet that was warm.
The random process of selecting a female during sexual intercourse when there is more than one female present. The females tend to be of such an attractiveness level that it is difficult to pick one or the other.
Bro 1: Dude, I had threesome with hot girl 1 and 2!
Bro 2: No way! How did you pick who to start with?
Bro 1: I played vaginal roulette.