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Rug Punch

When you punch a female in her furry vagina; To attempt to fist a girl with no warning and no lube

That bitch queefed so i rug punched her; i got that bitch naked, but she wasn't DTF so i rug punched her

by Jobin2121 September 16, 2010


Mug Rug

IT’S A FUCKING COASTER.

I’m just going to say it, I hate the term β€œmug rug”.

by itsacoaster January 18, 2018


Rug Muncher

One who gives oral sex to women,who usually is a lesbian. The 'rug' refers to the clit/pussy/vaggy/fuckholeetc... or perhaps the pubic hair of that region.
Also, in mens opinions, the 2nd best thing that has ever happened to the world, behind bisexuals.

Woman1: Munch me ruggy! Munch me!
Woman2: makes slurping noises

by Mici Da Wici November 1, 2003

865πŸ‘ 350πŸ‘Ž


Rug Monkey

term for children, specifically one that's just been born.

Man my aunt just squirted out another rug monkey.

by thedeciver January 9, 2009

16πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


rug burn

A rash or red mark on one's body caused by the friction of one's skin rubbing on a carpet or rug. Often happens during the act of sex or play.

"That chick had on so much blush it looked like she had rug burn on her cheeks."

by Anonymous September 9, 2003

326πŸ‘ 127πŸ‘Ž


Love rug

When a man has a VERY hairy chest.
Usually plays a key role in "love-making".

Feels good during sex against a womans breats, mainly nipples.

Useful to hold onto something if the man in question is not chubby.

Think, Austin Powers!

Girl one: I had sex with a guy last night, he was soo! hairy.

Girl two: Ahh, the good ol' love rug eyy?

by Purely Apivorus March 5, 2009

22πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


drug rug

Another term for bajas which were popular back in the day, often found in left leaning hippie establishments such as the now defunct Earth Traders in the Poughkeepsie Galleria.

While perusing the local thrift store, I happened upon a purple baja, otherwise known as a drug rug which was the perfect fashion accessory for the upcoming spring tour.

by Danny Boy December 30, 2005

422πŸ‘ 175πŸ‘Ž