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Comes from yard sale. A big group of fat people, and gender doesn't matter. A normal lard sale will have anywhere from three up to twenty people in it.
I went into a fast food restaurant and saw the biggest lard sale I've ever seen.
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That thing foreigners complain about when shopping in the US.
“Why does the tag say $15 but it rings up as $15.75?”
“Yeah, that’s because of sales tax.”
Another way for the government to rob you.
Fun fact: not all US states have sales tax
“Gee I just hate that the price on the tag doesn’t match up at the register.”
“Move to New Hampshire! They don’t have sales tax!”
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Town in North Hamilton county. Full of pillbillies. Expect lowered S10 trucks and Jeep Cherokees pills and meth
Let's take the s dime to sale Creek and get some bathtub dope
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What someone says to someone else in order to have intercourse with them or get their phone number for sexual reasons. Usually applies with a man speaking to a woman.
Bill: Hey, I got that girl's phone number.
Eric: Wow, you must have had one hell of a sales pitch because she's way hotter than you.
Bill: Yeah, I told her I played for the Yankees and created the Xbox 360.
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Similar to a flea market but limited to surburban residential districts. Useless or unwanted items given away at ridiculously low prices, only to be desired and wanted back once they've been sold off
"I bought some great old TV Guides at the Smiths' yard sale Saturday."
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The ongoing activity of a pot dealer
As far as I know, this is my own creation :-D
I'm thinking of setting up a bake sale soon because I'm sick of working at McDonalds.
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A derogatory term for a salesman who works in high tech. Frequently seen wearing the blue shirt yellow tie "power dress" combination, as this tends to impress naive non-engineers. The sales squid tends to embody all of the slippery, spineless character flaws typically associated with bad sales people.
Have the sales squids from IBM turned up for the meeting yet?
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