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A Horse Cock Sandwhich, AKA HCS, is a chronic liar. some one who will quite hoenstly lie about anything. You could literally ask if they ate lunch and they will go out of their way to lie about it. You don't want to be an HCS or be associated with one. If you are one. change your ways. But you probably don't know you are and if you did. You would like to your self to say your not.
Bill: Man Josh such a Horse Cock Sandwhich.
Tony: He's an HCS?
Bill: Yes man he Horse Cocked me about wrecking his car last weekend.
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Janky ass sex with a woman. In order to make a Cold Turkey Sandwhich substitute your live woman with a dead woman.
Greg had a Hot Turkey Sandwhich with Katie, but then afterward had a Cold Turkey Sandwhich with Mother Theresa's corpse.
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Very similar to a dirty sanchez except with a few new items:
an avacado, a snorkel, 6 assorted midgets, sprinkes and a baby pool full of au gratten potatoes.
Oh man, I was with this chick last night and gave her the ol' the joey sandwhiches sanchez, she fucking loved it..until the midget got out of the cage...
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When you jerk off onto 2 pieces of toast, then stick it to each side of some ones head, so that there head is inbetween the man juice and 2 pieces of toast!
"AWW man i just gave Jimmy A Hot Bumstead Sandwhich"
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When ur girlfriend keeps naking you ham sandwhichs for luch and you tell that bitch i dont want no ham sandwhich bitch i want a turkey sandwhich bitch.
when i found another ham sandwhich in my luch box again i told that bitch to make me a turkey sandwhich bitch.
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When a girls vagina smells like a fish sandwhich. Particularly an Arby’s fish sandwhich.
Tom: Ew dude what’s that smell.
Gary: I think it’s coming from over there.
*Sharleen walks over.
Tom: mate that’s her pussy that smells.
Gary: It smells like Arby’s fish sandwhich.
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When a man puts a strap-on dildo on backwards and bends two girls over and bangs them back to front.
Man, Last night I got two hookers and pulled a double meat ham sandwhich.