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When one's chin simultaneously connects to their neck causing one big flab of skin with no definition between the two.
aka: chin to neck disease
I lost my candy in the folds of my meat scarf.
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A high class asshole who always ties his sweater like a scarf even in the summer.
Look at that tit scarf over there in his daddy's country club, i bet its a sausage fest in there.
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A girl whom you wish her scarf were a noose.
Ugh, that girl is such a scarf knot.
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An article of clothing, preferably a scarf, that is used to catch bodily fluids: Such as barf or vomit.
HEY! Pass the barf scarf, i'm gonna yak!! or Why do you have that in your purse? It's my barf scarf for when I puke my brains out.
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what anorexic people do, scarf down a bunch of food, then barf it up so they dont get fat.
I dont want to get fat so I scarf and barf
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People who wear a scarf. Just having the scarf on transforms you into a Jane Austin-reading, Starbucks drinking, indie rock listening "I think I'm better than you"-type douchebag.
Girl walks in a local Blockbuster video.
Girl: Do you have that new Jane Austin movie?
Guy behind counter: I don't know who that is.
Girl: Oh ... my ... Gah ... I can NOT believe that you don't know who Jane Austin is. Ugh ... (She re-wraps her scarf around her neck and walks out.)
Guy behind counter: Fuckin scarf-wearer ...
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When one uses a scarf as a jizz bib, then returns the scarf to its rightful owner. The rightful owner then wears scarf around his/her neck, usually without knowing or ever finding out that it is stained with dried up man jam.
Roommate A: "Hey, I need to go out. Have you seen my scarf?"
Roommate B: "It was in my room so I hung it up in the closet."
Roommate A: "Cool." (Starts putting on scarf) "So where you been the last twenty minutes?"
Roommate B: *snorts/chuckles*
Roommate A: *tucks chin into scarf and sniffs* "Wait . . . did I just put on a pearl scarf?"
Roommate B: Yup!!!
Roommate A: No!!!!