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The simple G.O.A.T of basketball Michael Jordan was carried by him.
Michael Jordan is nothing without Scottie Pippen.
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An innocent, unbeknowing error, which comes back to bite the perpetrator in the arse
A man going to the airport does a scotty by leaving his wallet and passport in the taxi going there, then makes his mate(s) pay for his entire trip.
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When you are having sex with a fat woman in a pit of mud right before you ejactulate you shove her under and then right before you cun you let her up to ejactulate into her face or eye
Jimmy took Beth to an old mudding spot and pulled a dirty scottie
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Dirty Scotty is a man who lost a dildo up his ass and is a literal asshole because he has a dick in his colon.
“Man, that guy is being a Dirty Scotty!”
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The most skilled, honest, upfront, best, and truthful auto mechanic in the universe who proves it on YouTube with all the how-to car repair videos.
Hi, I'm Scotty Kilmer, I've been working on cars for over the last 50 years.
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A handsome young man that will spit some rhymes anywhere at anytime no one want to fuck with him cuz he'll whoop a nigga ass if you come at him wrong he's the greatest crip around and people know not to set trip and he doesn't trip he crips
Wassup young scottie you the greatest
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A absolute huge idiot that thinks he is some sort of pimp
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