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Is a style of hair worn by men or women whose hair is long enough to pull into a pony tail, but it is too short to actually form the "tail". Thus creating a ball of hair hanging delicately on the back of their head, vividly resembling a male scrotum.
Derives of the words scrotum and pony tail
Found commonly on tom boys, middle aged lesbians, and artsy males who wear stylish ascots.
Co-worker 1: Have you seen Gary's hair today?
Co-worker 2: Yeah. When he walks it bobbles too and fro. When he stands it just hangs there useless and annoying. Kinda like a ball sack.
Co-worker 3: Oh...he's probably going for the Scrote Pony Look
(See Orlando Bloom's Hair in the first Pirates of the Carribean)
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this is the male versiion of a camel toe. its when the mans testicles lie on either side of the middle of his jeans
oh kenny your scrote wings looked outstanding tonight in the cellar
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When it is so damn cold out it feels as though your scrotum has receded up into your throat.
Steve: Holy Christ is it cold outside! My ball sack is so small it's as though I'm a women!
Anthony: Sounds like you got a bad case of Scrote Throat.
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1. Any place where whipped males check in their sex organs before being dragged into a romantic comedy, ie. "When Harry Met Sally", "You've Got Mail", "Hope Floats", "Made of Honor", etc. by their clingy girlfriends. 2. A coat check for testicles.
Dude: Stacy and I have tickets to an advance screening of the "Sex and the City" movie.
Friend: Wow. That's gonna hurt.
Dude: Not to worry. They have a scrote check at the theater so my balls won't go numb.
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When you have a real sloppy shit, you get a peice of toilet tissue and cup it around your nuts preventing splashback.
Man, i just had the sloppiest shit... lucky i used a scrote rag
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When a man folds the skin of his scrotum over his penis, covering the penis completely.
Hey ladies, want to feast on my scrote dumpling?
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A fanny pack, when worn in front, over the scrotum, instead of in back, over the fanny.
He keeps his wallet and keys in his scrote tote.
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