Scrotum Slap

For those kinky bastards with high pain tolerances, their gyal often perform this finishing move for an adrenaline rush in the nuts for an extra boost

Emily gave dave a scrotum slap and that got him rearing to go

Scrotum-floatem

A bar game whereby contestants rub Ice Cubes on their genitalia (usually ball sack, sex permitting) then tries to throw it in such a manor as it lands in the glass of another. Points are awarded (accumulatively) for:

1. The act of throwing the cube itself (1 point);

2. A successful delivery (2 points);

2. A successful delivery into the intended recipient's glass (2 points);

3. The recipient not noticing (3 points);

4. The person drinking, post act (5 points).

"I was just splashed by something landing in my glass!"
"Don't drink it bro, there's probably a game of Scrotum-floatem going on. Quick, take your pants off and rub this Ice Cube on yourself."

fatman scrotum

equivalent to a lachoe, just classier.

Marcus 1: Ewww is that a fatman scrotum?

Marcus 2: fuckin run fellas

scrotum envy

the jealous feelings harboured towards a mans balls, similar to penis envy.

After years of taking performance enhancing drugs, Bill experienced sever scrotum envy when he realized he didn't quite measure up in the locker room.

Scrotum Snogger

One who french kisses/cuddles a stinky and sweaty scrotum.

Quit kissing my scrotum, you scrotum snogger!

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Scrotum Bopper

Someone who participates in the act of bopping another's scrotum. similiar to teabag. usually done with forehead.

Megan is a Scrotum Bopper

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scrotum-face

A small, skinny, annoying person who is generally the outsider in a group of friends and 'hangs' around them just as a scrotum does.

Hamish: "What's Monty like?"

Jock: "He's a real scrotum-face"

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