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While having sex on a beach, you remove your weiner and dip it in the sand. Then you reinsert. The result is a screaming seagull.
She loved that screaming seagull I gave her.
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A fart that lingers well past the normal life span of an average flatulence. It's nonstop attempts to penetrate the nostrils resembles the annoying persistence of a seagull.
"Oh my God!"
"Sorry dude, when you gotta fart..."
"FUCK, it won't go away. It's damn stinky seagull"
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A group on ROBLOX that bypasses audios, and are the first people to successfully make a 64 track. Very intelligent people
Skid: Yo dude, have you gotten a Seagull Gang id?
Other skid: Yeah dude! Let's trade.
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At the apex of performing the "doggy style" sex position, remove the penis and ejaculate in the small of the reciever's back. Imediately after, the reciever is pushed off of the bed.
It is not necessary to mimic the noise of a seagull, but technically it should be done.
"Dude! Last night I totally gave her a platinum seagull; then told her to hit the road."
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not just a band, but a term reserved for anyone with a stupid haircut. Correctly, it should only apply to those sporting a do as shown by the original band. This phrase was popularised by a use in Pulp Fiction
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A sexual maneuver that is performed by getting on a Ferris wheel, waiting till your at the top and masturbating onto the cart below if they're open casket type. As the jizz hits their shoulder, you caw like a madman and cry out "BEWARE THE RAGING SEAGULL!!"
"CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW"
"What the fu-"
"BEWARE THE RAGING SEAGULL."
"I'll Fucking kill you!"
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Any northern species,usually caught in Florida, trying to imitate and live up to its Floridian counterparts. Markings closely resemble strong connection between bird and mammal species - spike in hair aimed at a 90 degree towards the back of the head. Lobster tanning also found in 9 out of 10 of specimens.
Bob - "Was that a cocky seagull I saw profiling in the white regal?
Tom - " Sure was Bob, he must have forgot his L.A. Looks at home."